basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”
so what music are you into?
are you sure you're ready for this conversation
My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said “ahh, it’s like making love in a canoe.” and I said, “it’s that good?” and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, “no, it’s fucking close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away.
Oh my GOD.
Extreme dad jokes.
i dont understand the stereotype that women are obsessed with shoes, like have u ever met a high school boy
See? You’re not alone. 300,000 other people have been where you’ve been, have stood where you stood. And it know I can’t speak for the rest of them, but I promise, if you give it a little time, it does get better.