Implosive

I ramble, I rant, and I think way too much. I love art and the written word.
I am a simple person, there isn't much to me... that is unless you look...

definitionofdisney:

If you love Disney you must follow this blog!

15-year-old me:

MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*

me now:

for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

audreyii-fic:

oxford-haze:

eowyn-daughterofkings:

aatrunko:

lizziekeiper:

frankenwhale:

oddlyclad:

xcgirl08:

#cinematic masterpiece

#I secretly rate every action packed film 0-the mummy

Every once in a great while, I will tell somebody “You know, nasty little fellows such as yourself always get their comeuppance.”

…And then I’ll be sad, because they have no idea what I’m talking about. 

I only gamble with my life, never my money.

The Mummy fandom on Tumblr is hella strong

What up mummy fandom I didn’t know existed! Loved this movie. Need to watch it again.

I quote “You’re on the wrong side of the river” constantly.

I’m going to grad school soon to be a librarian and I can’t wait to get drunk and quote all of Evy’s lines.

I’m an archaeology student and I recently re-watched this and the instant they made it clear that it was set in the 1920s I was completely cool with everything about it because archaeology in the 1920s was mostly drinking and blowing things up.

archaeology in the 1920s was mostly drinking and blowing things up

(Source: twoquickdeaths, via theforestforthetrees)

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

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officialbluearmy:

believersneverdie5:

FUCK YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

i think we all know how much i’m going to cry in ‘the fallen son’ lets be honest.

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krakenqueen:

countrygirltothemaxx:

I just think every driver should read this.

Too many people are oblivious to these facts, mainly because they’ve never been in or driven a truck hauling horses.

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7billionothersandme:

minnarr:

gaystripclub:

brightestsnitchofherage:

#defeats the dark lord #still scared stiff by angry women #harry fucking potter everyone

one of his best friends is hermione granger and he’s dating ginny “bat bogey hex” weasley why shouldn’t he be scared of angry women

plus when someone as calm and zen as luna yells at you, you know shits gonna go down

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lolinondodatt:

obeyaqsaa:

i couldnt scroll past this i had to reblog

I really tried to scroll past it

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kaliforhnia:

There’s always gonna be that one person that you can’t get out of your mind no matter how hard you try.

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mygreatescape110:

koreykuhl:

roy-ality:

dantemillar:

sorelatable:

just another thing I won’t find my name onimage

OMG it’s the dollar store keychains all over again!!

Really tho

My biggest struggle in life.

Or when they have your name and it’s fucking spelled wrong

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